The Light Bulb Joke, Republicanized
  1. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
  2. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark.
  3. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Just one, but it'll be a hundred years before electricity makes it to the area.
  4. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two. One for the labor and one to borrow a billion dollars for the materials.
  5. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    260. One who already wants to change the light bulb, and 259 politicians to make a law forcing him to do it.
  6. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
  7. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. Change is evil and we should leave the light bulb as it is.
  8. How many naked Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two, one guy to do the screwing and Richard Curtis to "help him out."
  9. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two. One takes a working bulb out of another light and gives it to the other Republican, and then both lights get new bulbs by magic.